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Post by fracturedprince on Oct 8, 2006 21:25:02 GMT 10
A guy to his gf:
- "If you were a guy, I'd turn gay"
A gal to her bf:
- "Do you expect to excite me with that!?"
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Post by fracturedprince on Oct 10, 2006 22:11:27 GMT 10
"That was there before"
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Post by Fractured Princess on Oct 16, 2006 17:08:03 GMT 10
"Fat suits you."
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Post by Akuma Ookami on Oct 16, 2006 18:10:13 GMT 10
(While in bed) "No, stop, you're doing it wrong. Do it like Dimity does." ... His wifes name is Jenny
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Post by Fractured Princess on Oct 16, 2006 18:21:04 GMT 10
WHAT?!?! OMFG NOICE!!! (^^)
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Post by Akuma Ookami on Oct 16, 2006 18:42:42 GMT 10
Husband looks down at wifes boobs, "If it's cold, why don't you just turn up the damn heater?"
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Post by Fractured Princess on Oct 16, 2006 18:46:02 GMT 10
Dann says: "Well at least your free..."
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Post by Akuma Ookami on Oct 16, 2006 19:21:31 GMT 10
I say: "Wtf?"
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Post by Fractured Princess on Oct 16, 2006 19:38:36 GMT 10
LMAO! Nicely done. The both of you.
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Post by fracturedprince on Oct 17, 2006 17:54:36 GMT 10
"With pants like that, I can easily get in."
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Post by fracturedprince on Oct 17, 2006 17:55:30 GMT 10
"Hey.. I can fit a whole hand in there.."
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Post by @-}----Kerz----{-@ on Oct 18, 2006 7:30:56 GMT 10
"o u mean those! nope. i hav no idea how they got there." ... "damn hookers. told em to take everythin back with them."
"o shit ur early 2day."
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Post by fracturedprince on Nov 2, 2006 21:25:47 GMT 10
"And here I was thinking that i might get to sleep without you going at it!"
"So.. Got something that you want to tell me." "Cheating on you" "That is good. I fucked your boss."
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Post by Fractured Princess on Nov 3, 2006 13:45:37 GMT 10
"Hey. This is my girlfriend. Yeah, she's open 24/7" (To clarify, this would be about her ACTUAL business)
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Post by fracturedprince on Nov 3, 2006 22:52:57 GMT 10
"sorry, i just keep forgetting your name."
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