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Post by Fractured Princess on Feb 23, 2006 18:05:22 GMT 10
Hello there one and all. Birthdays... What is your opinion on birthdays? I mean what IS a birthday? An excuse to get free shit from friends and family? FUCKERS! You HUMANS are so STUPID! "Oh look another dumb shit has been born so lets give him free shit this time every year!" This is just a waist of money! Get it through your head you stupid fat bastards. You all complain about "Oh I've got no money." Well stop spending cash on fuckers who don't deserve it. I mean what did they do that's so special? Oh, they were born. Whoop-dee-freakin-doo!!
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Post by YahNe on Feb 23, 2006 18:07:01 GMT 10
LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Fine. No B'day prezzie for you then.  (Not like I could have gotten you anything anywayz. ) |
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Post by Fractured Princess on Feb 23, 2006 18:36:22 GMT 10
How about "Valentine's Day" I mean c'mon people! What the hell is that? A day specified to show your love you care. NEWS FLASH PEOPLE!! There are 365 other fucking days to show how much you care. Why the hell do you people need a specific day to do something?! FUCK YOU ALL MAN!! How stupid can you get. You know that's the problem with you humans. You never do anything unless you're told what to do. "Oh the Presidant says I should nuke Hiroshima. Well if he says it then it's gotta be a good idea." Can't you think for yourselves?
"Hey, Vogue magazine says anorexic is hot, so I betta start shovin my fist down my throat and vometing every few seconds so that I get skinny enough to make my bones show." Jesus! What is this world coming to?! All this media obsessed with idealistic beauty!! GET-OVER-IT!! Live your life being WHO-YOU-ARE!! Instead of someone your undoubtably-NOT.
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Post by YahNe on Feb 23, 2006 18:38:53 GMT 10
HAHA! All hail Foamy! ;D
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Post by Fractured Princess on Feb 23, 2006 18:45:25 GMT 10
What-the HELL-is Christmas? The birth of Christ-oh my God. I bet he wasn't even born on the 25th of December. I bet it was something like the 17 of October or, something. Some religeous guy who turns water to wine and heals disease. I mean what is that? That just falls under Birthdays AGAIN!! You know you people sicken me. You're all so confused and sheepish that you all need to create some saviour guy, give him a cult, call it a religion and then follow it blindly like the flock of SHEEP YOU ARE!!! JESUS IS NOT SOME GUY TO RELISH!!! Relish? Yes relish!! So some guy is the Son of God, the Lord Jesus Christ. It's just a name man, just a name. I mean if I were to suddenly develope stigmata and run around with a crown of thorns on my head crying out like a lunatic "I am the Lord Jesus Christ, bow to me!" does this mean you should all follow me? Oh hey that's an idea... ALL HAIL THE LORD AND MASTER!!!!! Me.
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Post by YahNe on Feb 23, 2006 18:46:54 GMT 10
LOLOLOLOL Yessum... Foamy is the lord and master. LOL
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Post by Fractured Princess on Feb 23, 2006 18:56:34 GMT 10
Easter! What the fuck is that? The DEATH of Jesus Christ. Okay so now we don't only celebrate Birth but we also celebrate DEATH! Okay, so suicide is an in thing now. Someone commits suicide SO LET'S CELEBRATE THEIR DEATH!!! You're all a bunch of stupid-psychotic-bastards!! Oh the human race is a sad, sad thing. I could rant about you life-less fuckers all day. I mean come one what's that? Celebrating someone's DEATH?! Dude!! Don't you see you're just encouraging people to kill themselves? I thought suicide was baaaad man. We're supposed to SAVE lives, chyeah like that's gonna happen.
Are you people INSANE?! Yeah let's just all commit jenocide and celebrate this day, you know what, let's make it a public holiday and call it Foamy's Day. COME ON!!! Do you people WANT to become extinct. Hey wait you know what, go-just go ahead. Kill yourselves off. Do us ALL a favour and just WIPE OUT the human race. No more destruction, no more greenhouse effect. YOU PEOPLE SUCK!!!
Hey what's with Easter eggs? Where-the hell-did that come from? Huh? HUH?! I mean what's that?! And the "Easter Bunny" how cute. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STUPID, PINK, FLUFFY, COCK SUCKING, BASTARD?! HUH?! HUH?!?! A rabbit, that carries a basket like a hand bag and hides chocolate eggs for little kiddies to run a find? I mean what the hell is that? MORE WAISTING OF VALUABLE MOOLAH!!!
BACK TO CHRISTMAS!!! You celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, by giving everyone ELSE Birthday presents and calling them "Christmas Gifts"? What the hell is wrong with you?!
I mean Halloween I can understand. That came from an ancient happening thing... THAT AT LEAST MAKES SENSE!!! You people SUCK! Okay that's it I'm outta here!
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Post by YahNe on Feb 23, 2006 19:02:10 GMT 10
LMAO! Foamy's insane.
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Post by Fractured Princess on Feb 23, 2006 19:25:33 GMT 10
Okay peoples. All those rants were made by me. Not Foamy. Just so you know it was me taking on his persona. Now I have to go. BUT I did not make up the entry JUSt before this, as it is an episode of Foamy called Squirrel Songs. All the rest is my original work. Not a lot like ME is it? |
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Post by lioness187 on Feb 24, 2006 16:20:32 GMT 10
lol, some one is foamy crazy.  lay off the coffee Mekka. P.S Rave says 'kill me' |
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Post by Sin Co. on Feb 24, 2006 17:33:51 GMT 10
S: If any of this turns up on Foamy we now know who to kill for not telling us sooner!
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Post by Fractured Princess on Feb 26, 2006 21:22:07 GMT 10
Yahehe  Well I fully intend to contact peoples |
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Post by Fractured Princess on Feb 27, 2006 16:47:07 GMT 10
Matt..... Only I may address said Lord and Master. Lol nah. I'm so happy... I was able to make myself sound convincingly like Foamy |
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Post by Fractured Princess on Mar 6, 2006 8:07:58 GMT 10
Slow drivers in the fast lane. C'mon people!! We have over-taking lanes for a REASON!! The slow drivers stick to the left in order to be over-taken, and the fast drivers pull out into the Fast Lane so they can drive FASTER!!! I was driving to Newcastle to other day and we were stuck behind a mass of slow drivers. So we pulled out into the over-taking lane so we could get around them. That's understandable right? Yeah you'd think so. But we got near the front of these bastards when one decides to pull out and just cruise there. HONESTLY!!! I mean c'mon!!!
Oh, oh, oh!!! And what-the hell-is the go-with underwear shops in an AIRPORT?! What are they there just incase you lose your underwear? "Oh, I have my luggage but I've lost my underwear. Oh where could it be? It was in my bag just a moment ago. Nothing else is missing just my panties!" WHAT-THE HELL?!?! What the hell is this world coming to?! Jesus.
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Post by lordironfang on Jun 6, 2006 19:49:16 GMT 10
Yeah sorry...that was me. Heh heh heh, *smiles sheepishly and hands Maddison back her panties*
Watch out Foamy, Theres a new hustler in town.
If Foamy is God, then how does he worship me?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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(Not like I could have gotten you anything anywayz. 
lay off the coffee Mekka. P.S Rave says 'kill me'
Well I fully intend to contact peoples