Post by Akuma Ookami on Sept 29, 2006 9:50:50 GMT 10
One day, Starfire was sitting on her disgusting pink bed thinking of her love, Robin.
'Oh, I love Robin as much as an an exploding frobestrer smells... Oh, I wish he could love me...'
As Starfire thought up other disgustingly love crap, an idea popped into her empty, and outright, hollow head.
'MAYBE IF I MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIM HE'LL LOVE ME!! The dish glodremorphoff always brings two lovers together!'
So Star flies through her window, as she could not tell the window was closed, and flew to the store...
LATER
After buying the most putrid looking food ingredients she could find, she flew back to the giant T where she and the other titans lived.
"How will I make it?!" She said aloud in her pitiful frustration.
Then she spotted the toaster.
"This thingy will help!"
So she started shoveling all of the crap she bought into the toaster.
"Hmmmmm, why isn't this working..." She stared down expectingly at the toaster, then, "Oh! I noez!! I forgot the button of on and off!!"
So, sticking a metal spoon into the toaster to mix she flipped the switch on.
Fortunately, Starfire had also fuel as an ingredient... Thus, she caught on fire.
"OH NOEZ!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!"
Now, all of this could have been avoided if she had looked at the post-it note on the fridge:
'Dear Star,
You were still asleep when the alarm went off.
So, since we could defeat the enemy without your stupidity, we left you there.
See you soon,
Robin.'
Got bored, and I'm pretty sure this sucks ass. Oh well.
'Oh, I love Robin as much as an an exploding frobestrer smells... Oh, I wish he could love me...'
As Starfire thought up other disgustingly love crap, an idea popped into her empty, and outright, hollow head.
'MAYBE IF I MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIM HE'LL LOVE ME!! The dish glodremorphoff always brings two lovers together!'
So Star flies through her window, as she could not tell the window was closed, and flew to the store...
LATER
After buying the most putrid looking food ingredients she could find, she flew back to the giant T where she and the other titans lived.
"How will I make it?!" She said aloud in her pitiful frustration.
Then she spotted the toaster.
"This thingy will help!"
So she started shoveling all of the crap she bought into the toaster.
"Hmmmmm, why isn't this working..." She stared down expectingly at the toaster, then, "Oh! I noez!! I forgot the button of on and off!!"
So, sticking a metal spoon into the toaster to mix she flipped the switch on.
Fortunately, Starfire had also fuel as an ingredient... Thus, she caught on fire.
"OH NOEZ!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!"
Now, all of this could have been avoided if she had looked at the post-it note on the fridge:
'Dear Star,
You were still asleep when the alarm went off.
So, since we could defeat the enemy without your stupidity, we left you there.
See you soon,
Robin.'
Got bored, and I'm pretty sure this sucks ass. Oh well.
