Kingdom Heart, where'd the 'S' go?

[Fractured Princess]

Mekka: Okay this is a little something that I heard Zeppelini babbling on with a moment ago and figured you all may like to read it.... No? Well TOO DAMN BAD! Because I'm subjecting you all to it ANYWAY. ..... So nyer.

-:Kingdom Heart, where'd the 'S' go:-

Sora-Idiot
Roxas-Smart guy
Riku-Some guy


Sora: Hey Riku. You're an idiot.
Riku: Shut the hell up.
Sora: *Cry-whimper*
Roxas: Don't panic. Just come up with a quick come-back.
Sora: Okay, I'll try. *Deep breath followed by drum roll* CLOSE! It's a connecting word where bad dead people go... That way. *Points up*
Riku: *Blink, blink*
Roxas: What the hell did you just say?
Sora: I don't know. ...
Riku: Well 'I' got it all on tape.
Roxas: Okay... Go ahead, show us.
Tape Recorder: CLOSE! It's a connecting word where bad dead people go... That way.
Sora: Do you know what I said yet?
Roxas: I think you said what he said.
Riku: Who said what who said?
Roxas: I said, he said what you said.
Sora: I thought I said something.
Riku: Shut up.
Sora: CLOSE! THAT WAY! *Points up*
Roxas: You know, you really are a jackass.
Riku: Who's a jackass?
Roxas: Sora.
Riku: I thought I was.
Sora: You are.
Riku: Shut up.
Sora: *Extremely loud tone of voice* CLOSE THAT WAY!!!!!!!
Roxas: Both of you shut up.
Both: Shut up.
Roxas: Way to go Sora.
Sora: What?
Roxas: You didn't have some crappy excuse for what he said.
Sora: Who didn't have some crappy excuse for what who said?
Riku: That's it, I'm outta here.
Sora: Good.
Roxas: I thought he was your best friend.
Riku: Who thinks that who was whos best friend?
Roxas: *Gets out keyblade* I'm sick of this!
Both: Who's sick of-
Roxas: *Screams in anger, kills both*

-:The End:-

Mekka: And just some randomly useless information that you'll only belt your head in to forget..... A baby turkey is called a Poult.

[Karasu]

LMAO Roxas is the best.

[Fractured Princess]

Yeah. And he's the only one left living in this fic BUWAHAHA!!!

[creative]

Wow. Don't let Cade see this or everytime I say "shut the hell up." he'll say something like "CLOSE!! It's a connecting word where bad dead people go... That way! *Points up*" Lol.

[sukuri]

This is from kingdome hearts on crack 4 parody (altered it though just to make sense)

Axel: "By the way heres a snickers, thats for you, penuts, caramel put that in your mouth. Enjoy that"
Later Sora comes into work with a sawed off shot gun walking through the hall *bang, bang, bang, bang* and he finally gets to Axels office and he's like *after sharp intake of breath,whispers* "thanks for the candy"